<愚人节>-6人英语小品剧本：愚人节
6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的.
人物
Cecily: Sue’s boss
Faith: Sue’s friend
Jodie: Policewoman
Sue: Sue
Vicky: Guest
Zoe: Sue’s friend
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Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.
Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.
Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.
Vicky: And what should I do?
Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.
Vicky: WHAT??
Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.
Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something?
Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her.
Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)
Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because…
Jodie: I know I know and next?
Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.
Cecily: And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh)
Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?
Cecily: No, No, No. A half month.
Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.
Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?
Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head.
Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared)
Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.
Cecily and Vicky are laughing.
Vicky: Then, that’s all?
Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.
Cecily: How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her?
Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.
Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.
Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.
Zoe: Any questions?
V, F, C, J: No.
Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”.
V, F, Z, C: Cheers!
They drink together.
At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.
Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My boss
will kill me (shouted).
Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.
Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?
Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer)
Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me.
Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please.
Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely)
Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.
In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.
Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so sorry that I’m late.
Cecily: (glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now.
Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once.
Cecily: Go away. Don’t stay in my way.
Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.
Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry)
Sue goes there very quickly.
Sue: May I help you?
Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.
Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen)
Five minutes later…………
Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious?
Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.
Vicky: Do you know who I am?
Sue: Excuse me. Who are you?
Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now.
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Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.
Cecily: What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’m very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly.